04/15/14
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02/15/14
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: Teacher-Student Relationship, I’m so sorry, camboy!harry, I know, Masturbation, yeah - Freeform, Voyeurism, Sorry About It, Anal Sex, all that stuff u know the deal
Summary:

About three things Harry Styles is absolutely positive. First, he definitely did not read all four Twilight books. Second, there is a part of him – and he knows exactly how potent that part of him is – that wants to test the science behind sucking Professor Tomlinson’s brain out through his dick. And third, Harry is unconditionally and irrevocably in lust with his Professor.

So yes, Harry Styles is a cliché. He’s seen this plotline unfold in porn all the time. He’s not sure if leaning over his desk and offering up his arse for a spanking will yield the same results, however.

[louis is harry’s professor. harry is a cliche.]

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02/10/14
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tagged with: +mmm +porn
02/10/14
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02/10/14
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: Yikes, Massage, not the prostate kind sorry, Rimming, so much rimming, what’s it called when someone fuck’s someone’s butt cheeks, i’m gonna call it hot-dogging, Anal Sex, Alternate Universe
Summary:

The problem is, he’s never had this sort of problem with his clients before. He’s young, yes, and he’s heard some of the elderly women who come in mutter disdainfully about “shameful new-age hippie tree-huggers,” but he’s the consummate professional. He keeps the line between him and his clients firmly in place. But Louis…Louis is his type. Sexy. Sexy is his type, and Louis is it. If they’d met in a club instead, Harry would probably be humping his leg right now. As it is, he’s barely resisting the desire to grind against him on the table.

But there’s a part of him that wonders if Louis might be up for it.

[harry is a masseuse. louis needs a massage.]

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02/06/14
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hiddenlarrysmut:

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS HARRY AND LOUIS FOR A SECOND AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURISM\

~mikaela

BEJESUS CHRIST!!!!! oh all the backstage on tour feels!!!!!! - Ellie
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02/06/14
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Summary:

Harry dressed as Miley gets what’s coming to him.

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02/05/14
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Chapters: 9/9
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Characters: Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Perrie Edwards, Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall, Nick Grimshaw
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University
Summary:

Harry has only had his room for thirty-two minutes when it stops being his.

Uni AU. Harry had turned up at the halls of residence expecting fun, new friends, and maybe a life experience or two. What he doesn’t expect is a surprise roommate who’s loud and dramatic and obsessed with tea and is maybe, actually, all he’s ever wanted.

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01/29/14
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01/21/14
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Anonymous: Why would Harry be doing a favor for a random person not connected to him/the band in the states when it's PR/stunts he doesn't particularly enjoy?

thingsicanchangethingsicant:

Irving Azoff ran/runs a music management company (i.e. one of the bands he managed was The Eagles).  He ran Ticketmaster and Live Nation at various points in time.  His wife is best friend’s with Kris Jenner.  He happens to also have a ton of connections with Ryan Seacrest and E!

At one point he managed Kanye West.  He currently manages Chelsea Handler.  Are you starting to see the connections?

Harry has never confirmed he’s dating Kendall.  She has said they’re friends.  Maybe Harry’s doing a favor for someone who is helping 1D back.

01/21/14
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01/21/14
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too-old-for-this-ship:

So I was curious about all the people behind One Direction and decided to compile my findings in one post. Below is every company I could find that has ties to One Direction.

  • Modest Management. These are the guys that help out with selling the band. So endorsements and sponsorships, book deals and product marketing all fall under their control. Also as a management company they manage the boys’ day to day dealings and make sure they appear as they need to and are doing what they need to.
  • Hackford Jones Public Relations. These guys are making sure the media is saying what needs to be said (you know those quotes in  newspapers that claim they’re a “source close to the artist”? Yea, that’s these guys) handling damage control and generally providing the public face of the band.

  • Syco Music & Columbia Records. These are the boys’ record companies. However it should be known that both labels are in fact under the bigger parent company of Sony Music Entertainment.

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01/19/14
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Anonymous: Ur right about fans blindly supporting everything that the boys say. It is reminiscent of the mentality of those within a Cult Sect. It's blind, its mislead and its ignorant... free thought is the only path to freedom! xx

the5boysnews:

Yes! Just because you admire someone, doesn’t mean that you should automatically support and agree with them on EVERYTHING. -T

01/19/14
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cheerup-sunshine: Liam's sister just tweeted some fans about the situation. To sort of offer the explanation Liam himself should have offered.

bromanceshmomance:

yes I just reblogged it. and why why why could liam not have just tweeted those exact things at the start instead of going on the defensive, playing the victim, and then bashing people for being upset about it?

01/19/14
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Anonymous: Can you share your opinion on liamgate?

stophollytime:

Ugh, I mean, I suppose. I haven’t really posted a One Direction rant in ages, mainly because I really don’t engage with the fandom because I don’t really care for any of it. I love their music and I love them most of the time but most fans make me seethe with irritation. 

I think it is pretty obvious that what Liam tweeted was entirely misinterpeted; but at the same time, that is somewhat irrelevant. The issue here is that something he said, out of ignorance, could obviously be construed as offensive towards a minority group (one that already has to deal with the band’s ridiculously heteronormative and problematic fanbase). Although Tyler Oakley definitley isn’t the voice of the gay community, I feel that his sentiment and reaction to the tweet was probably shared by a majority of Queer people who saw it. 

From what I know about Duck Dynasty, and that whole fiasco, one of the cast members was removed from the show peridocially for homophobic comments, and quite a few people were upset about it because it was supposedly a breach of free speech (if you think preventing hate speech is a breach of free speech you need to not). So essentially, this show is enabling and empowering people who have prejudicial views to influence others and solifidy the presence of homophobia in the media, and to therefore cast homophobia as somewhat socially acceptable. To me it’s kind of like the fact that although Russia is currently enacting disgustingly homophobic policy, the winter olympics are still being supported and broadcasted as if to say ‘yeah homophobia is bad, but our entertainment matters more’. 

Although Liam might not have been aware of that discourse, and probably wasn’t addressing it, it still exists. He is a public figure who knows that he has an extremely large fan base and whose actions and words will influence countless others. If he had considered the fact that he had obviously offended quite a few people, and then offered an apology explaining that he does not in fact support homophobic views and is sorry for potentially alienating a huge section of his fans, then everything would have been fine.

However he didn’t do that; he instead introduced ‘I was bullied, therefore anything offensive I could have said can’t be criticised’ bullshit and publicly  shamed Tyler Oakley for calling out ignorant behaviour. Tyler Oakley is super male and super white but as a queer identifying male he faces oppression and prejudice - if a queer person tells you that something you said could be considered offensive and was personally hurtful or alienating to them, you should probably reflect on your actions, apologise and improve in the future; whether or not you intended to offend them is entirely irrelevant. The whole point of problematic language is that is is inherently ingrained in our culture as acceptable - for instance if you say that the show you’re watching is ‘lame’, meaning no offence at all, and your friend next to you says ‘dude, please don’t say that, that’s ableist language and it could potentially offend someone with a disability’, the fact that you didn’t mean to say it doesn’t give you the right to not apologise or complain about the call out. It’s about recognising your own privilege (for once I’m not saying that ironically) and trying to act with consideration and kindness of other’s experiences. 

The fact that Liam is famous, a situation which has inherent difficulties, is understandable but that doesn’t make his behaviour excusable. Rather than simply acknowledging that he mis-spoke, didn’t speak his mind clearly, and by doing so offended a large percentage of his fanbase, he made a mistake. By publicly shaming an extremely high profile fan for pointing out the fact that Liam Payne is in fact, not a demi-god, and can in fact be entirely stupid at times, he acted like a bully. Liam obviously knows that his fan base have and will send death threats etc to people who the band members openly fight with and dislike - he, by not having a conversation in private which was entirely possible, essentially invited bullying towards Tyler to become inevitable. At the same time Tyler Oakley is a massive One Direction fan, and I think its likely that his open support of the band has drawn in more fans - yet Liam was pretty darn rude towards him, despite the fact that Tyler even acknowledged that the situation was a misunderstanding. Then Liam had the audacity to say his words weren’t ‘about the fans’ as if he could never speak evil of ‘real fans’ - which in this conversation seem to be, in his eyes, fans that idolise him to the point where Liam could probably kill kittens in front of them and they would defend it to the death. 

So essentially, Liam did a stupid thing, he probably didn’t mean to do the stupid thing but that’s irrelevant. He should have been more aware, and what’s more, he should have apologised when he was made aware of the fact that his comments were offensive to a group of people that are already oppressed enough. Also the One Direction fandom is once again gross - I keep seeing comments down my dashboard basically saying that everyone has the right to an opinion and that people should respect homophobic people and their opinions which is beyond ludacrious - why don’t we also support Neo-Nazism because those who endorse genocide also deserve to be respected for that view - pfft. Also the view that you should support and never question a band members actions, because you idolise them, is entirely unhealthy and sad. 

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